• Dog stories.

    • Dogan: GUYS, STORY TIME
    • Dogan: So my teacher's friend's friend or something
    • Dogan: She was dogsitting one day
    • Dogan: Shows up the first time, finds the dog dead on the floor, right?
    • Nightryde: how embarrassing
    • Dogan: SO she's gotta pack the dog corpse up and take it to the vet so they can dispose of it or whatever
    • Dogan: She can't find anything to fit it in, so she stuffs it in a freaking SUITCASE
    • Dogan: She didn't have a car so she has to take the train through Chicago
    • Zeelot: oh mannnn
    • Dogan: This guy helps her carry the case on and is like
    • Dogan: "this is pretty heavy, what's in it?"
    • Dogan: lady replies "just some computer things"
    • Dogan: the guy SOCKS HER IN THE FACE AND RUNS OFF WITH THE CASE
    • Nightryde: AHAHAHA HOW would you pawn that sort of thing???